Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Today's News

Tea Parties have been named 'riots' by the current Administration, and President Obama has declared Martial Law for the protection and safety of all our citizens....

The US Military has been disbanded, and private citizen groups (communicating with their Leader via text message) have been given all of the weapons confiscated during last week's anti-gun movement. Citizens are being warned to stay inside their homes, and abide by the 7PM curfew.

Citizens wishing to join the New American Protection Force can call (or text)
1-800-u-r-scrwd, to pledge their allegiance to Our Leader... Conscription of citizen volunteers will begin next week, in the event that enough pledges are not received this week.

Happy April Fool's day!

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